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One of our regular club members celebrated their wedding with us all on Sat. June 21st. Their Wedding
Ceremony was written by our own DJ Dave. This was an actual ceremony, performed by an ordained
minister. We had many requests to post the ceremony itself and all parties involved agreed, so if you
missed it here it is:
Ladies and Gentlemen we have gathered here this evening to help Charles and Cheryl celebrate their
eternal bond with each other...... and fuck others. Marriage is a sacred institution and lord knows these
two have no idea what that means. I mean how many people get married in a swing club? Last time I was
at a wedding where people were dressed like you, the bride popped out of a cake. (side note here, Cheryl
was dressed in a beautiful white corset and stockings, and Charlie was wearing Chaps.
Marriage is a lawful union between two parties witnessed by all of you Except (at this point the officiator
shined a flash light out into the audience and singled out a gentleman) felons, felons can't be witnesses
and I think you look like a felon.
Who gives this woman to be screwed.....oops married? (at this point the gentleman giving her away said
he did and an argument about his sanity came into play, as to why he would give away such a beautiful
woman)
Carlos, Man of love (Charlie), do you take Cheryl Princess of Cuteness to be your wedded wife, to love
and respect, honor and cherish, and share with others? In sickness and in health, in richness cause God
knows your doing the poorness thing now, so long as you both shall live or Cheryl finds a great Lawyer.
Charlie: I will
Cheryl Princess of cuteness do you take Carlos Man of Love to be your Lawful wedded husband to love,
respect, honor, obey and share with others in sickness and in health, and well you know he doesn't have
a pot to piss in so we can blow that part off, so long as you both shall live or you find a great lawyer?
Cheryl: I do
( as this point the couples we each handed a dildo and they exchanged condoms in lieu of rings)
Candle Ceremony:
These two candles represent Charles and Cheryl as they take these 2 individual candles and light the
one candle it is as they are taking their two lives and uniting them as on. As they extinguish their
individual candles they are showing the end of their lives alone and showing the beginning of their new
lives together as one. ( Dave blows out the unity candle at this point and Charlie and Cheryl relight it.)
By the authority committed unto me by( and he lists his affiliation) and the Meeting Place I now pronounce
Carlos Man of Love...... Charles and Cheryl Princess of cuteness husband and wife. You may kiss the
bride and fuck whoever you want as long as it's ok with the other.
May I have the honor and priviledge to introduce Charles and Cheryl ___________
Ceremony was written by our own DJ Dave. This was an actual ceremony, performed by an ordained
minister. We had many requests to post the ceremony itself and all parties involved agreed, so if you
missed it here it is:
Ladies and Gentlemen we have gathered here this evening to help Charles and Cheryl celebrate their
eternal bond with each other...... and fuck others. Marriage is a sacred institution and lord knows these
two have no idea what that means. I mean how many people get married in a swing club? Last time I was
at a wedding where people were dressed like you, the bride popped out of a cake. (side note here, Cheryl
was dressed in a beautiful white corset and stockings, and Charlie was wearing Chaps.
Marriage is a lawful union between two parties witnessed by all of you Except (at this point the officiator
shined a flash light out into the audience and singled out a gentleman) felons, felons can't be witnesses
and I think you look like a felon.
Who gives this woman to be screwed.....oops married? (at this point the gentleman giving her away said
he did and an argument about his sanity came into play, as to why he would give away such a beautiful
woman)
Carlos, Man of love (Charlie), do you take Cheryl Princess of Cuteness to be your wedded wife, to love
and respect, honor and cherish, and share with others? In sickness and in health, in richness cause God
knows your doing the poorness thing now, so long as you both shall live or Cheryl finds a great Lawyer.
Charlie: I will
Cheryl Princess of cuteness do you take Carlos Man of Love to be your Lawful wedded husband to love,
respect, honor, obey and share with others in sickness and in health, and well you know he doesn't have
a pot to piss in so we can blow that part off, so long as you both shall live or you find a great lawyer?
Cheryl: I do
( as this point the couples we each handed a dildo and they exchanged condoms in lieu of rings)
Candle Ceremony:
These two candles represent Charles and Cheryl as they take these 2 individual candles and light the
one candle it is as they are taking their two lives and uniting them as on. As they extinguish their
individual candles they are showing the end of their lives alone and showing the beginning of their new
lives together as one. ( Dave blows out the unity candle at this point and Charlie and Cheryl relight it.)
By the authority committed unto me by( and he lists his affiliation) and the Meeting Place I now pronounce
Carlos Man of Love...... Charles and Cheryl Princess of cuteness husband and wife. You may kiss the
bride and fuck whoever you want as long as it's ok with the other.
May I have the honor and priviledge to introduce Charles and Cheryl ___________