Everyone must be 21 year old or older to
attend parties at The Meeting Place.
While the staff does their best to enforce these few simple rules this is your club and the volunteer staff cant be everywhere. Please be an adult with an open heart when problems arise. If you see someone breaking a rule or you personally have a problem, let one of us know so we can handle it quickly.
***** NO SOCIAL MEDIA *****
No means NO!
This applies to either gender at any point in any situation. If you are feeling uncomfortable in any situation, a no thank you should be sufficient. You should ask permission before touching anyone. This also means if someone is sleeping you leave them alone.
No illegal drugs are to be brought on the premises We are 420 friendly (marijuana is Legal in the STATE OF MICHIGAN)
No prostitution allowed. If you are caught you will be asked to leave and not return.
You must present your membership card at the door every time you come to a party. Not having your membership card will result in you having to purchase a new membership at the full membership rate. Your membership card is your receipt that your membership fees are paid for.
No cameras of any kind including cell phones, video or recording equipment permitted in the building. Please leave them in your vehicle. We allow you to leave the building and come back in if necessary to check your phone, so make sure all camera phones stay in your vehicle.
No smoking, eating, drinking, or street clothes allowed upstairs or in the hot tub area. This is for the safety and comfort of all TMP guests. Leave cigarettes and lighters in your locker before you go to play upstairs.
No cigars, scented cigarettes, or pipe smoking of any kind in the club. If you wish to smoke those, please step out on the back deck.
No drunk and obnoxious behavior will be tolerated. If you need to be drunk to feel comfortable our parties aren't for you. Excessive drinking and becoming obnoxious will get you escorted to sleep or asked to leave if appropriate driving conditions are available. If this is a constant problem you will be banned.
Do NOT leave messes. We are adults so treat your club like your home. Squirters need to use pads, your male counterparts are also responsible to respect property. Deposit condoms/wrappers in waste baskets
No Voyeurs or loitering in front of the semi-private/roped rooms. We are trying to offer choices to the best of our abilities. Please leave these rooms for such choice of having as close to private rooms that TMP provides. There will never be doors at TMP, if that is what you are looking for there are close hotels. A quick look in to find the other half of your couple is ok. If you are looking to watch, be watched, masturbate, or be in an orgy your best choice of rooms is the 3rd floor orgy room, long room, or bunk room. No sleeping until 2 AM so others can have opportunity in these semi-private rooms.
***** Breaking the rules will get you a warning or you will be asked to leave. This is up to the judgement of the staff. Continual disregard for the rules will terminate your membership for good. If you are asked to leave or banned from the club no refund on your membership or party fees will be given. If you ever have a problem with anyone at the club at anytime please see a staff member.. we are more than happy to help in any situation. If you don't tell someone there is a problem we can't help correct it.*****
Some other common sense rules:
Do not drink someone else's alcohol. Only drink what you bring unless given permission.
Respect others personal space. Do not crowd anyone who is upstairs playing.
Do Not discuss the club, its events, or its members outside of the club. You should also not give out the location to anyone. Kalamazoo area!!!
What happens at TMP stays at TMP
We do allow anyone to stay the night at no extra charge, but be respectful of one another, some stay up later than others and some play all night long. Rooms like the loft, bunk bed room, and long room would be the worst places to choose to go to bed early, because these rooms see activity throughout the night. After all this is a swing club and noise sex does take place. We know sometimes it's hard to sleep for some people due to the noises, but really that's why people come to the club. Complaining about others having sex late into the night is silly. There are local hotels if sleep is needed. This is the purpose of our club.
TIPS:
Guys (married and single) be careful about following women around. Ladies be respectful as well. That will not get you anywhere with them, most women will look at you as creepy or stalker type. Instead take some time to get to know them downstairs before following them around upstairs. We want everyone to feel as comfortable as possible at TMP. New people may be uncomfortable anyway, so watch for signs that someone is uncomfortable. There are plenty of other people that enjoy being watched.
